animals and why i never like them

Below are somethings i wanted to tell you guys personally but always forget.. since i rem it now i'll just blog it. or some ive already said.

i always have these odd, strange and sometimes funny encounters with animals since young...
it started when i was around 6-8 yrs old (i think) in the zoo. you know, whats going to the singapore zoo wout taking photos with the popular ah meng. apparently when it was my turn to take photo with supposedly one single baby monkey, the WHOLE FAMILY OF AH MENGS came out from behind the trees and swarmed the whole sitting area. MIND YOU.. it was a whole bunch of them... fathers, mothers, grandfather, grandmother, cousins and etc etc etc.... so i was the only homo sapien among the whole crowd of monkeys. why they came out? i have absolutely no idea. oh yes, they handed me food to eat. amazing right. i think the monkeys thought i was their kind or smth.

next, it was ard P6. in the park. running around with my siblings and suddenly this huge dog chased after me. it appeared suddenly, barked and was after my tail. how i outran that dog, i'd never know or remember.

oh yes. cats. secondary times. on holiday. erm. my hse, porch area to put your shoes. the gate has this small 10cm x 10cm square, which a pregnant cat jumped in and GAVE BIRTH TO KITTENS, behind the shoe cabinets. i expect a pregnant cat to be larger than 10cm in ht/width. but back, WHY THERE???? if it happened once, i'll accept it as a coincident but TWICE!!!!!! TWICE!!!! twice, i have to see my father carrying dozen of skin-only, palm sized kittens out and donno where. it was shocking to see e porch with traces of blood. i thought a murder took place, smth like that.

fast forward recently. just when i thought my karma with animals ended.
an unexpected visitor visited my computer room, entering through the narrow window. actually it isnt called a window..but i donno what to call it. and it happened at night.
A pigeon literally dropped from my 'window' onto my printer and on the floor. since, my vision was glued on the com screen and the side of my eye showed some black thing falling. when my brain registered that it was a bird, the next reflex action was to run, run for safety. and worse, it followed me when i ran and i missed stepping onto it by a narrow gap.. my maid shooed it away then.
WHY ME? WHY MY HSE???
come to think of it, the pigeon incident seem like those in wu xia novels, fei ge chuan shu. i didnt have time to check if its legs carried anything though. it was scary enough.

theres others like the peacocks incident in sentosa, swans in botanic garden.. which is too much to elaborate.

maybe, im the next Dr do-little. LOL.

When will my affinity with animals end??!??!!???!??